we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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