As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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