you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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