i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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