I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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