As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Houston, we have a squirter
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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