He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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