I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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