He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
