i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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