wanna go halves on a baby?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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