The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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