Having a random hookup so left but love u
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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