So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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