oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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