If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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