Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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