I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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