It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I want to fling myself into the sun
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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