mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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