Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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