Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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