You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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