i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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