we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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