Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize
