Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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