There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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