It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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