And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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