what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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