i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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