all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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