It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
