I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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