So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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