Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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