I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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