Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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