It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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