That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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