That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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