I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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