it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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