At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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