we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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