Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
