everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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