i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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