This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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