I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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