this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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